i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
