i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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