im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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