Why are handjobs necessary in class?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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