so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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