After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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