And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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