So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
operation harelip BJ is a go
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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