You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Less talking, more tequila
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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