you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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