she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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