you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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