Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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