we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
you traded sex for a burrito?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
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