your thong is hanging out like whoa
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
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