Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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