i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
