I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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