you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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