Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
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