Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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