if you like me you must not know who I am
worst night to have a conscience
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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