i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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