Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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