I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Less talking, more tequila
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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