How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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