watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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