you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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