fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
