Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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