What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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