I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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