My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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