So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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