I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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