I want to make a zoo with you.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
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I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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