"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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