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I hope mine doesn't look like that
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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