You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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