new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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