Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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