Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
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