Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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