im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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