i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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