Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Randomize
