what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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