Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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