People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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