he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
i dont even know how to be here
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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