Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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