you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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